Posts authored by Jenner
Crazycrazy mad
Gaming the ceremony
The last thread
The final healing
For Monty to repent
A true apology
May/June 2013 Competition
The winner: John Reynolds, Concord, California, USA
SPECIAL MENTIONS:
“I wanted face painting not a nose job!!!”
– Bill Chapman, West Perth, Western Australia. Australia
“I told you, no thanks, I’m an Anteater, not a Painteater.”
– Crookedwolf, Nashville, Tennessee, USA
“I don’t care if you are an artist, French kiss me again and I’ll be adding frog legs to my ant diet!”
– Merlin, Tornado Alley, USA
“Ugh! You have painted me all wrong, my nose is really NOT that big”
– Meagan Ellerton, Queensland, Australia
“You might have told me they were plastic ant models. I hope they weren’t made in China.”
– Jaime, Rochester, Minnesota, USA
“And who do you think you are, Toad? Saliva-dor Dali?”
– Jon Wilson, Lafayette, California, USA
“Will you just try ants for once? Your ad said ‘Likes bugs, broad palette.’”
– Jesse Henning, San Francisco, California, USA
“What has good taste — and sounds like a bell?”
– W. Reid Ripley, Port Hueneme, California USA
“Only an artist can create great Doc Rat captions.”
– M Henry, Franklin, Tennessee, USA
“You call this a Monet-back guarantee?”
– Jenner
March/April 2013 Competition
The winner: Jeanne Skadowski, Olean, New York, USA
Special Mentions:
“I’ve got to improve my speed… Rumor has it that that the tortoise is going ‘turbo’!”
– Jed G. Martinez, Margate, Florida, USA
“This year I’m going to beat that turtle.”
– John Fischer, Cameron North Carolina, USA
“My iPhone charger, why?”
– Colin, Metairie, Louisiana, USA
“Laugh all you want, this thing charges my cell phone in five minutes!”
– Flynn Leek, Davis, California, USA
“Believe it or not, this’s cheaper than most running shoes!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland, Texas
“Yeah Doc, you’re right, I am a big fan.”
– Curtis Hoffmann, Kagoshima, Japan
“This does NOT make me an airhead.”
– Jeremy Ryan, Somerville, Massachusetts, USA
“I don’t think this is what they mean when they say ‘hop a flight’..”
– Erich Eichner, Waltham, Massachusetts, USA
“That rabbit-proof fence won’t stand a chance!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland, Texas
“It´s a hare dryer.”
– Jim Smart, Cairns, Far North Queensland, Australia
“Fly away Hare.”
– Michael Brown, London, Ontario Canada
“So, which way to O’Hare airport?”
– Atkelar, Austria
“Never ask a hard of hearing doctor for an “exercise induced asthma treatment with a propellant.”
– Glenn Payne, Coogee, Western Australia, Australia
“I’m following a meerkat on a unicycle!”
– Jenner