The winner: Patrick Mullins, Harbor City, USA

SPECIAL MENTIONS:

“Just great … They’ve got tricycles!”
– Josh H. Knight, Midland. Texas, USA

“Take my advice, and never use a unicycle when you’re plastered.”
– Rob Falconer, Llandough, UK

“The Wife’s on her cycle, so I’d better get on MY cycle!”
– Kit Mayer, League City, Texas, USA

“I’m one of the few ‘survivors’ to make it to the next round on ‘African Idol’!”
– Jed G. Martinez, Margate, Florida, USA

(thought cloud) “I never realised that just being a meerkat could be so complicated.”
– Melkior, Victoria, Australia

“I quit. Find a new partner for you unicycle knife juggling act.”
– Chuck Scholz, Evansville, Indiana, USA

“Those clowns. Got to pedal faster. That little car is catching up again…”
– Timmie, North Carolina, USA
“Phew! That’s ANOTHER wall I just missed!”
– Jenner