The winner: Alexandra Weingartner, Monterey, USA
SPECIAL MENTIONS:
“OK, I may look like something out of Star Wars, but please stop calling me Jabber.”
– Valerie Falconer, Penarth, Wales
“I find inoculations ribbiting, don’t you, Doc?”
– Robert Adrian, Conway, New Hampshire, USA
“Let’s inject some humor back into Doc Rat.”
– M Henry, : Franklin, Tennessee, USA
[I get the point. Jenner]
“And ‘I’ thought I could jump!!!”
– Jimmy Lapine, Tampa, Florida, USA
“Look doc…just between you and me, this is a tad too big.”
– Daniel Thwaites, Firth Park, UK
“…But if you DON’T take this injection, we’ll BOTH croak—“
– Jim Lane, St Augustine, Florida, USA
“I’m here to kiss it and make it all better. Now bend over…”
– Timmie, North Carolina, USA
“Well, Doc, I dunno about you, but I can dodge this all day.”
– Dan Ball Jr., Springfield, Oregon, USA
“Needle lift? Hop on.”
– Alyse Miller, Orlando, Florida, USA
“We really shouldn’t needle him like this…”
Sandy, Nashville. Tennessee, USA
“Sorry, Doc, I get jumpy around needles.”
– Sam Schmern, Duncan, British Columbia, Canada
“I don’t know, I hear the side effects include unwanted hair growth.”
– Sleepy John, Concord, California, USA
“He doesn’t need a shot for a frog in his throat. Just send down a lifeline.”
– Josh Morris, East Alton, Illinois, USA
“Just ignore me. I’m the medical student.”
– Jenner