The winning entry is Alun Rundle, Newport, South Wales, UK
SPECIAL MENTIONS
“Inhaler. Outhaler. Inhaler. Outhaler. Inhaler. Outhaler.”
– M Henry, Reidsville, North Carolina, USA
“Handy for Formoterol as well as Formicidae!” Too esoteric maybe?
– Dave Neil
(Esoteric? No, it’s Jarrad. –Jenner)
“Well, it was cheaper than a Fitbit”
– Rob Falconer, Llandough, Penarth, Wales, UK
“But, for a really long marathon, I find I need nitrous oxide”
– Valerie Falconer, Llandough, Penarth, Wales, UK
“It’s termite flavored too!”
– Jeffrey Angus, Ranger, Texas. USA
“Fe vampire if capfing up! Quick, fe garlic fpray!”
– Christian Hennecke
“My inhaler takes a lick’n and I keep on tick’n!”
– Jon Wilson, Lafayette, California, USA
“When I get short of breath, I just take another and keep going!”
– Yvonne “Catbunny” Pawtowski, Lynwood, Washington
“And then I squeeze the button with my ‘tongue-depressor’!”
– Nathan House, Kingston, Tasmania, Australia
“Hold on, puff puff, I’m getting my second wind!”
– Bruce Denhard, New Hampshire, USA
“I call it cloud-saucing!”
– Jenner