The winning entry is Josh H Knight, of Midland, Texas, USA
SPECIAL MENTIONS:
“Phil was impressed by the new trainees’ desire to work – not everyone volunteered to hold the flip calendar.”
Alun Rundle, Newport, South Wales, UK
“The Doc’ gave me thith prethcripthion againtht my lithp, but I don’t think it’th working.”
Tiger T
“Can you calculate the total for me? I’m a cobra, not an adder.”
Melkior, Victoria, Australia
“Well, the bill seems OK, but you know I’m a lousy adder”
Valerie Falconer, Penarth, Wales, UK
“I was told this is to detoxify my body. Is that safe??”
Max Goof, Dublin, Ohio, USA
“Prescription for Aricept … fangs for the memories…”
Tristan Black Wolf, Syracuse, New York, USA
“I wanted to pick up a few fang-you notes.”
John Reynolds, Concord, California, USA
“It’th right on the tip of my tongue…”
Michelle Gaudette, Medway, Massachusetts, USA
“Please tell me I’m immune to my own poison! I bit my tongue when I saw your bill!”
Phil McCarty
“I bit my tongue.”
Timmie, Winston, Salem, North Carolina, USA
“Our secretary’s real near-sighted, you see. So there I was by the stapler …”
Dave Neil, Idaho Falls, Idaho
“Ith to help control my lipth.”
Kim Squire, Scarborough, Ontario, Canada
“It’s a layoff notice. Jenner is replacing the cartoon.”
M Henry, Reidsville, North Carolina, USA
“…for a course of small-squealing-rodent replacement patches.”
Jenner